What's this? It can't be Phone Sex. If it has "Sir" or "Your Grace" it must be English and everyone knows they reproduce by asexual cell division. So it must be some service designed to liberate aspiring noble wannabees from their credits....Originally posted by secretagent:
people calling you "Sir" or "Your Grace".
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I can get this in real life. It's paying the $3.99 a minute that hurts though. {and that 3.99 USD ---what people in the US so charmingly call "real money" as opposed to all that funny coloful stage money used in foreign countries.![]()

I hate to say it but the ObTrav really is Obvious instead of Obligatory - such a service is probably just as viable in the OTU.
Maybe someone willing to pay a free trader to act as a flying broadcast box or comms center for such a thing on a short term basis. Or even worse, as a base for UCE (spam). Yikes... have to try one of these on my Merchant campaign players just for the laughs....