I'm going to sound like an idiot, but I'm new to traveller and the forum here so please bear with me.
No problemo, mate and welcome to the weird and wonderful world that is Citizens of the Imperium!
What's with the hiver/mop jokes?
.....ah. I suppose I had better explain, Inspector...........
As you may (or may not!) be aware, I am CotI's local friendly Hiver. Somewhere in the dim and distant past, on another Traveller-related board, I was involved in a play-by-post sort of thing where I, as the Hiver, was taken on by the starship captain as........the janitor. I was given overalls, an official ship's cap and.........
some buckets and mops.
In typical Hiver fashion, I caused havoc amongst the crew and guests with my Hiver-y hijinks, specifically by recalibrating the cargo lift to be 20% more efficient in its load lifting capacity. However, this was not appreciated by the ship's crew, as I also reconfigured the controls for Hiver use and used Hiver glyphs and Gurvin words instead of Anglic for control labels.
Needless to say, this got me into further trouble with the captain and crew.
The upshot of all of this is that, now, the Hive Federation issues TL-15 mops to all Hivers outside of the Federation, just in case someone spills some ketchup or coffeejuice. So, where ever I go, what ever I do, if there's a mess, I'm the Hiver with the TL-15 mop to clean it up..........
Hence the Hiver/mop references.
<I'll shut up now, shall I?
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