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EvilDrGanymede
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To paraphrase Arnie from T3: "Levity is good, it pushes back the fear of death". These poor individuals are so petrified of the K'Kree that all they can do is make wisecracks about eating them. Makes 'em feel less helpless and bigger about it, I guess... that's denial for youOriginally posted by trader jim:
I get it know!!...cold meat...like cold sandwich meat...right outta the Fridg....yummy...lot of Mayo!!!![]()

I mean, really. If your character came face-to-face with a pissed-off K'Kree (or better still, a whole bunch of them), he wouldn't be making with the BBQ and Mayo jokes, would he. I wonder where that sappy grin would be when said K'Kree asks you to repeat that wisecrack about the cold meat sandwich before he runs you through. Not that repeating it would change anything, of course, when he's already made up his mind to skewer you like a kebab and trample the remains.
No, I somehow think your character would be very much making with the crapping his pants, fighting for his life, running like hell, begging for mercy (and not getting it) and dying.
And with all this talk of eating K'Kree... I wonder if the Aslan or Vargr think about chowing down on a human... How about a nice big plate of human drumsticks? There's a good deal of flesh on those thighs and calf muscles, after all... What? Don't like it when the table's turned? "But the K'Kree are just big overgrown cows!" I hear you whine. Well, if you fancy eating one sentient species, why not more? I'm sure the more carnivorous races out there probably think the same of us humans too - omnivores can be perfectly good prey animals too.
So think about that next time you want to make a crack about having a K'Kree sandwich.
