General Things you are no longer allowed to do in Traveller

[Spinward Scout]

In homage to:

The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army​

What are you (or your Character) no longer allowed to do in Travellerr?

Jon Smithe: I am no longer allowed to leave the ship without protection. See post #23, #24, and #25 here.

 

[mike wightman]

Launch a jump message torpedo...

 

[kilemall]

I will never again imagine a date with the Zhodani ambassador’s daughter- in the presence of the ambassador.

 

[RossWinn]

Imagine a date with the Zhodani ambassador’s daughter- in the presence of the ambassador.

That wasn't a "date" you imagined, it was a crime against nature...

 

[Grav_Moped]

Just because my character is wearing a miniskiet over his vacc suit, doesn't make it a battle dress.

 

[Grav_Moped]

There is no such thing as Fusion Cuisine, Man-Portable, TL-15. If there was, it would require Steward skill, not Vacc Suit.

 

[Grav_Moped]

I am not to taunt a Briadsword-class Mercenary Cruiser. Again.

 

[Condottiere]

Don't taunt an Aslan, who has access to a universal translator.

 

[McPerth]

Do not stay with your ship in the same square "cicling on it" after acelerating 5 turns to speed 30 as MT allowed

 

[kilemall]

I have to stop making doggy jokes on comms with a Vargr corsair.

I really should stop inviting the K’kree to barbecues.

 

[McPerth]

Mount repulsors as a defense against missiles in MgT1E (as if you need them, as missiles lose most its power with HG rules)

 

[Spinward Scout]

Just because my character is wearing a miniskiet over his vacc suit, doesn't make it a battle dress.

What if it's Scottish tartan?

 

[mike wightman]

Die during character generation...

 

[bookwyrm]

When I got into T20, I felt kind of let down that you didn't die in Character Generation. I can't decide if I want to make a Prisoner Class or not for when you go to jail for a Term. Maybe I need to give a chance to die somehow. I need to look into this.

I remember when I first got into Traveller back in the 80's, and Prior History was an obstacle course of life and death.

 

[RossWinn]

What if it's Scottish tartan?

Well, he may be kilt...

 

[Grav_Moped]

Die during character generation...

Intentionally.

Again.

 

[Enoki]

You are not allowed to yell "It's a trap!" every time someone appears on the view screen... Just because Admiral Scumbag did it once, doesn't mean you can do it. Oh, and the admiral is NOT a scumbag, and you cannot refer to him as one.

 

[Spinward Scout]

Well, he may be kilt...

 

[Grav_Moped]

There is no such thing as Fusion Cuisine, Man-Portable, TL-15. If there was, it would require Steward skill, not Vacc Suit.

Note that the FCMP-14 requires the user to dress up like Master Chef.

 

[Spinward Scout]

Note that the FCMP-14 requires the user to dress up like Master Chef.

So, an apron and a spatula?

Or did you mean Master Chief?