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The words players fear most

"What's your marching order?"

"Where are you standing?"

"How close are you to (X)?"

All will immediately start mad scrambles and rapid-fire explanations as to the extensve and detailed precautions that the PC's 'obviously' would have been taking. :rolleyes:
...and yet still have been close enough to pocket the loot without anyone else noticing
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Despasian
 
Har!
I think those words actually come from the lips of the most dreaded of NPC's the "Significant Other". From whose lips are also heard...
"Role-playing? Like with masks and whips and stuff?" OR,
"Arent' you afraid people will think you're kind of a geek?" OR,
"I thought we were going OUT tonight!"
 
Originally posted by signless:
Har!
I think those words actually come from the lips of the most dreaded of NPC's the "Significant Other". From whose lips are also heard...
"Role-playing? Like with masks and whips and stuff?" OR,
"Arent' you afraid people will think you're kind of a geek?" OR,
"I thought we were going OUT tonight!"
My wife is still convinced that this involves some sort of devil worship. Especially since we also play DnD from time to time.
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Originally posted by MichaelL65:
My wife is still convinced that this involves some sort of devil worship. Especially since we also play DnD from time to time.
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Get her converted. It is *so* much easier if your S.O. games as well....

I never even tried to convert Yvonne, mind, I just sat back and let my friends do it for me. The words spoken by one of my GMs (and long-time friend of us both, I need to add), Simon Smith - "Yvonne, I know it is your flat but stop butting in - either get a character, or leave!" made my game spending and game time much easier...


Shane
 
Originally posted by Shane Mclean:
"Yvonne, I know it is your flat but stop butting in - either get a character, or leave!" made my game spending and game time much easier...
/me scribbles notes furiously......
 
Not necessarily fear-inspiring words, but good.

Sandman Comics, #9, "The Kindly Ones," Ch. 12

Delirium to Mazikeen:
"Hmph. If you don't let me in, I will turn you into a demon half-face waitress nightclub lady with a crush on her boss, and I'll make it so you've been that from the beginning of time to now and you'll never ever know if you were anything else and it will itch inside your head worse than little bugses."

Delerium got in, but 'cause the boss (no, I won't say his name. Go read it yourself.) wanted her there.
 
Originally posted by Tobias:
Any sentence beginning with:

"Suddenly...."

Regards,

Tobias
And my personal version of it... "As you...

as in:

"As you are sitting watch..."

"As you enter orbit..."

"As you leave the airlock..."

"As..." you get the idea


All hail the mighty ASU! Bringer of terror! Thief of peace!
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