Favorite nusance creature

[Liam Devlin]

Just a tad, TJ. Actually its an Old green sweater Mum knitted when the Heat exchanger goes out and we have to do without til Da' pays th man the bill. Wee chilly on Hefry without basic L-S!
The 4 leaf clover on the tail fin means nothing, usually til some fella tries to use it for a bullseye!

 

[trader jim]

lepercauhn #4 ???? i broke into the WORST sci-fi movie ive seen in years (besides Space Balls) it was about the this foul dirty lepercauhn running around this ship yelling "Wheres me Gold!!!" what was the name of it?? was there supposed to be a plot??? this guy was NOT one of the Blessed Little People!!!!......had to switch channels....

 

[trader jim]

Liam - is that "a bit o' green" painted on your ship.....looks just fine.....

 

[Liam Devlin]

Leprechaun #4, Hmmm, seems a poor slash N gash series running on sequel money??'Fraid I missed it lad. Better spent on making a better ale, or (in my case) a better mead!
NOW those movies, ARE a NUISANCE!
Scouts Out!

 

[KrasnyKot]

I always liked the Ilgawf (source: some Trav mag of the last millenium) It was a soccerball-sized, furry, amoebia like creature with four blue eyes and a fondness for any organic substance. It also could absorb anything else (tiny little things like keycards, Wristcomms, Coyns or Zuchaii cristals) My PCs loved the Critter. hemhem

 

[trader jim]

well....how about that....learn somethig new everyday!!!......never even heard about this thing.....we could throw 2 or 3 into a Vargr ship and run like hell...then watch the fun...heheheheheh!!!!

 

[RabidVargr]

Originally posted by trader jim:
lepercauhn #4 ???? i broke into the WORST sci-fi movie ive seen in years (besides Space Balls) it was about the this foul dirty lepercauhn running around this ship yelling "Wheres me Gold!!!" what was the name of it?? was there supposed to be a plot??? this guy was NOT one of the Blessed Little People!!!!......had to switch channels....

Thought you starred in that show? Oh well, something to look foward too then. Ghouls, starring Trader Jim.

RV

 

[eclipse]

Originally posted by vegascat:
I have seen Ditze, quite the girl to mess around with. As long as you are enjoying the view from behind her, not in front.

Somewhere on Jessie's site there is a picture of teenage Ditzie...give me a minute here...

Ahhh yes...

<http://www.vision-forge-graphics.com/jesse/traveller/older ditzie.htm>

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by eclipse:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by vegascat:
I have seen Ditze, quite the girl to mess around with. As long as you are enjoying the view from behind her, not in front.

Somewhere on Jessie's site there is a picture of teenage Ditzie...give me a minute here...

Ahhh yes...

<http://www.vision-forge-graphics.com/jesse/traveller/older ditzie.htm>

</font>[/QUOTE]A teenage Ditzie! Wow!

She looks more like 20s.

 

[trader jim]

when george uplifted VORPAL BUNNIES....He screwed up and let another critter in the chamber with the VP........FLYS.....

Now talking intelligent FLYS are taking over and its ALLLLLLL Georges fault!!!!!!

at first al they could say was HELP ME!! HELP ME!!!.....now you cant shut them up.....one just asked me....hey bud, are you going to eat that STUFF or just stare at it.....

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by trader jim:
when george uplifted VORPAL BUNNIES....

I would never create such a horror!

That sound like something you made, you VB lover!

Uplifted Vorpal Bunnies. Even pan-sophont groups will kill them on the spot.

 

[trader jim]

HEY any one - whats the stats for an uplifted Combat Horse Fly----3 Terms Imperial Spy Service???

 

[Liam Devlin]

Originally posted by trader jim:
HEY any one - whats the stats for an uplifted Combat Horse Fly----3 Terms Imperial Spy Service???

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Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz---
"BEEP-BeeP!"

 

[trader jim]

Careful Liam,, A wel trained Combat Horse Fly can hit you at 40 feet with the dreaded Fly Specks!!!!

 

[themink]

The Horse Fly from Alek-Bar Origionally named by a scout with a subtle sense of humor. It's complete name was the "Size of a Horse Fly" or Insecta Ad Eqine Giganticus (His latin was no better than his humor).

These have occassionally been found offworld and can be easily identified by the large oxygen masks they carry everywhere (assuming you wouldn't otherwise identify a fly the size of a horse).

Their maggots are particularly dangerous and when the subsidized merchant "Gimme a Break here" became maggot ridden, the Imperial marines lost four good men while sterilising it.

The League for sophont rights have currently no plans to adjitate for rights for them.

The same scout has also reported a House fly and an alpine goat - these reports are still being investigated.

 

[GypsyComet]

Got bug trouble? Bring in a family of Arboreal Hedgehogs! Unlike their primary foodsources, they come fully adapted to zero-G environments...

 

[Liam Devlin]

I'd need a big one with all of its shots versus VB-CJ juice. Love the arboreal FlySpiney! (better than I do Beaker Monkeys!)

 

[GypsyComet]

Glad you like 'em. I had fun writing that. Now I just need to get it into real print...

 

[Liam Devlin]

From an earlier post in this thread: "Next the loveable(?) flyspiney (hedgehogs InnnnnSpaaaace! With Wings!). My favorite one was "Bertram" which an allied free Trader crew took to "losing" at starports, only to have him unerringly be found and returned. Later, they developed it into a Snipe-Hunt prank, pretending to have lost "Bertram" and the pool bet was how many locals they could get involved looking for him!

This was foiled by an enterprising group of PCs in a Brit friends campaign with a Trav Chronicle critter from Khes/Diaspora that shapechanges. They gave this new "bertram" back. Clever buggers they are! "

Like em! Luv em mores like it. Do em up for t-20, there's an idea Gypsy!

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by GypsyComet:
Got bug trouble? Bring in a family of Arboreal Hedgehogs! Unlike their primary foodsources, they come fully adapted to zero-G environments...

Then there's the gigantic uplifted hedgehog named Spiny Norman, from Monty Python.

According to witnesses, SN is about the size of a plane. In fact rumor has Spiny living in an airplane hanger at Lutten Airfield in England.

(Bad drawing of Spiny Norman without the benefit of tablet)

By the looks of it, Spiny has his eyes on TJ.