ATTN: Since it's been ten years since Ditzie's postings on the TML, and for the sake of weak stomachs in the Grognard Veterans camp, her post has been updated to reflect ten years' of "Growing up". Thank you.
Dear Uncle Hengabar,
How's things? Well it's really boooring working down here in Compliance. Nothing but bean counters telling me "no, Ditzie", "don't shoot my car, Ditzie", "take that live plasma grenade outside, Ditzie". They sound like Mom. And don't get me started with the ISO 900,000 documentation of working procedures!
ANY WAY, Sharik and I were running some numbers -- counting beans with Compliance -- and we could've SWORN that we saw oooodles of aliens in the Spinward Marches. Kid you not.
The Spinward Marches IS a real live truly COSMOPOLITAN sector, with maybe um HUNDREDS of aliens travelling around there.
We have a couple things that hint this. Like, we recall some images from JTAS, pretty pictures from that nice Mr. Keith, showing a busy starport with lots of funny-looking critters and placards written with half-a-dozen languages. And, there's also maybe the TTA; it's got aliens in it, and that's just what they could squeeze into their printing allotment for the adventure, and that's just for the Aramis subsector. Then there's the SMC that has real short paragraphs on a couple aliens nobody ever knew about.
I mean if it's like that then then there could be lots and lots of aliens out there in the Marches. There could be like ten for every subsector -- 160 aliens, or more, and ALL DIFFERENT!!
What do you think Unkie Hengie? Maybe you can can get my research grant for High Energy Vehicles and Weapons reinstated?
Your loving niece,
Ditzie
Dear Uncle Hengabar,
How's things? Well it's really boooring working down here in Compliance. Nothing but bean counters telling me "no, Ditzie", "don't shoot my car, Ditzie", "take that live plasma grenade outside, Ditzie". They sound like Mom. And don't get me started with the ISO 900,000 documentation of working procedures!
ANY WAY, Sharik and I were running some numbers -- counting beans with Compliance -- and we could've SWORN that we saw oooodles of aliens in the Spinward Marches. Kid you not.
The Spinward Marches IS a real live truly COSMOPOLITAN sector, with maybe um HUNDREDS of aliens travelling around there.
We have a couple things that hint this. Like, we recall some images from JTAS, pretty pictures from that nice Mr. Keith, showing a busy starport with lots of funny-looking critters and placards written with half-a-dozen languages. And, there's also maybe the TTA; it's got aliens in it, and that's just what they could squeeze into their printing allotment for the adventure, and that's just for the Aramis subsector. Then there's the SMC that has real short paragraphs on a couple aliens nobody ever knew about.
I mean if it's like that then then there could be lots and lots of aliens out there in the Marches. There could be like ten for every subsector -- 160 aliens, or more, and ALL DIFFERENT!!
What do you think Unkie Hengie? Maybe you can can get my research grant for High Energy Vehicles and Weapons reinstated?
Your loving niece,
Ditzie
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