Everyone loves the type S.
It seems that about half the scouts who leave the service (leave in the lose sense) take a type S with them. There's only 2 ways this can happen:-
1) Scouts are purchased up to 20% above establishment and all the hanger queens are "leant" to exscouts to maintain.
2) There is a constant stream of Scouts being built, in excess of their actual destruction rate. The only reason why a large service would do this would be if a new Scout is much more useful than an old one. This again indicates they are maintainance nightmares.
Either way, Every Scout I've ever given a PC was old, battered and full of quirks (can you be only 1/2 full of quirks?). I don;t tend to have "class" level quirks - every ship is different.
The List has included -
i) Top hatch continually jamming so that when doing ocean refuelling, the only way out is through the air/raft door
ii) The Air-Raft door sometimes doesn't quite seal - Impromptu airlock added.
iii) Turret that will only rotate clockwise (didn't matter in space - but in ground fights it became critical)
iv) Dents on the side of the ship that "whistle" when moving in the atmosphere - nobody can sleep, nobody can concentrate etc etc
v) "Drill" program - will run drills at arbitary intervals to maintain readiness until the scout is reactivated (players went to "boarding stations" while in jump space one time - the actual scout owner wasn't onboard and they ended up wasteing two full snub clips at various doors)
vi) Landing gear that often refused to retract - can't scoop gas giants, leaving a normal atmosphere takes a day. Once in space, manual retraction took a couple of hours with crow bars
vii) An Intercom that can only be turned on or off - when on, it's shipwide rather than just to the intended recipient.
viii) The spine corridoor Grav plates reset after a laser is fired to a random G(betwen 0 and 3) - didn't take long to fix - until next time the laser fired. (There was a low G crew member who ended up stuck in the bridge for 12 hours once - she couldn;t handle a 3G field - and she was the Engineer)
Thinking about it, I've often been a bit of a bastard about it - but it seemed reasonable at the time.