RandyT0001
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Which is your preferred choice of colas?
SolaCola/HavaCola Taste Test
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Only one problem with this poll....IF you are having a TRUE test taste, of Havacola vs. this supposed OTHER cola...then HAvacola would win, hands down...there is a reason, but I can't tell you.
Needless tos ay, Solacola will never be as popular as Havacola...even Sollies will agree, if they taste it. Now, I would not put it past the Solacola folks to use some kind of FAKE havacola to skew the results....
Doris Starblaze
President of DeHavaland Research
Makers of Havacola
WantaCola?
HAVACOLA!
Hav a cola?
Havanother!
Needless tos ay, Solacola will never be as popular as Havacola...even Sollies will agree, if they taste it. Now, I would not put it past the Solacola folks to use some kind of FAKE havacola to skew the results....
Doris Starblaze
President of DeHavaland Research
Makers of Havacola
WantaCola?
HAVACOLA!
Hav a cola?
Havanother!
Liam Devlin
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"Havacola-when Coffee juice can't be found!"--our small wee Hefrian Rotter, Micheal Francis Rourke, when last seen.
Slainte!
"What th' ruttin frell is Solacola?"--Our man Jayne, SS Serendipity, Borderlands worlds..
Slainte!
"What th' ruttin frell is Solacola?"--Our man Jayne, SS Serendipity, Borderlands worlds..
Solacola taste test commercial take #1:
A cheery looking man in a bright announcer's skinsuit with a mike says, "Today we are here in the heart of the 3rd Imperium to perform a taste test between the Universe's two favorite colas!"
You see a small table with four glasses of cola sitting on them.
A bwap in a suit and a wet towel on his head stands beside a trendy youth -- girl wearing variable shade/color smart fabric outfit.
They each take a sip of two of the glasses and record their preferences on a handcomp with the Bwap liking one so much he douses his head in it, "Its refreshing!" he says.
You see a slide scene of many different sophonts from different walks of life doing the same thing.
The voice over states, "We performed this test all over the core and outlying reaches of human space." very serious sounding, "And here are the results!"
Graphic shows Solacola with a two to one lead in taste preference over multiple subsectors. A graphic of the Imperium with different subsectors branded with the Solacola seal of approval.
Announcer's voice again:
"Is there any doubt what the real choice of the grand Imperium is?"
"Reach for the real thing."
"Reach for Solacola."
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A cheery looking man in a bright announcer's skinsuit with a mike says, "Today we are here in the heart of the 3rd Imperium to perform a taste test between the Universe's two favorite colas!"
You see a small table with four glasses of cola sitting on them.
A bwap in a suit and a wet towel on his head stands beside a trendy youth -- girl wearing variable shade/color smart fabric outfit.
They each take a sip of two of the glasses and record their preferences on a handcomp with the Bwap liking one so much he douses his head in it, "Its refreshing!" he says.
You see a slide scene of many different sophonts from different walks of life doing the same thing.
The voice over states, "We performed this test all over the core and outlying reaches of human space." very serious sounding, "And here are the results!"
Graphic shows Solacola with a two to one lead in taste preference over multiple subsectors. A graphic of the Imperium with different subsectors branded with the Solacola seal of approval.
Announcer's voice again:
"Is there any doubt what the real choice of the grand Imperium is?"
"Reach for the real thing."
"Reach for Solacola."
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trader jim
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!!!!!....you all WILL drink COFFEEJUICE at ALL times or ELSE!!!!!...... 
The 41st Independent Squadron is currently eradicating ALL production of CoffeJuice - by the expedient of mixing in an ingredient which cures its addicts of their addiction...Originally posted by trader jim:
!!!!!....you all WILL drink COFFEEJUICE at ALL times or ELSE!!!!!......
And is at the same time promoting both SolaCola and HavaCola!
RandyT0001
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[/qb][/QUOTE]I have a local police commisioner on this planet in my campaign that perpetually has a cup of coffejuice in his hand.
He clutches it like it his lifeline because, it is. [/QB][/QUOTE]
Now Silas will know where to aim his shots if he ever has a conflict with the commisioner!
He clutches it like it his lifeline because, it is. [/QB][/QUOTE]
Now Silas will know where to aim his shots if he ever has a conflict with the commisioner!
Liam Devlin
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Errrr, "frell" is Farscape, not Firefly… </font>[/QUOTE]-------------------------------------------------errr- cross-over universal artistic license grammar! <beats saying the other F-word too!>
apologies fer both shows! Liam now scoots off, allowing thread to continue
What? Like feldergarb or frack?
on thread...what no Vilani Carbonated Motor Oil^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Colas?
Kaakaaraa Kola, soft drink of choice among those who identify with Vilani Culture, enjoy Vilani cuisine, or otherwise enjoy a drink that tastes like fizzy, spicy, oil.
Casey
Liam Devlin
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What? Like feldergarb or frack?
Casey </font>[/QUOTE]--------------------------------------------------/me sighs.
--back on thread: The Vilani have carbonated drinks? me looks thru Trav library...
<Steward Nemii*> "Sure thing Haanii!"
They do at least courtesy of the Your Name in Vilani generator at Tribblescape. I put in Coca Cola and maybe another word and looked through the results.
It could either be a generic type Solomani-style cola that happens to be owned by Vilani and marketed to them or a uniquely Vilani drink / attempt at creating their own version of what a carbonated drink is. I prefer the later for more mayhem and fun.
Casey
* full name Nemiikurem Noemi Wordsworth and connoisseur of fine Vilani cuisine
far-trader
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I'm a Memer
Straybow
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I'd think carbonated drinks would be common to Vilani cuisine because the carbonation acts as a preservative. Kinda important to know your drink is fresh on a world with generally poisonous lifeforms.
What would be unusual is loading the carbonated drink with sugar. If they like spicy, they'd much prefer ginger ale to a cola.
What would be unusual is loading the carbonated drink with sugar. If they like spicy, they'd much prefer ginger ale to a cola.
trader jim
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Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye !!!!!!
ALL be Advised!!!! That GLOURIOUS, GREAT,
STAND-UP GUY!!!!!, The One, The Only, here it comes!!!! TRADER JIM announces his newest and latest DRINK------FIRE COLA-----Made with the finest, hottest, fire PEPPERS in the known Universe, or Galaxy!!!!....if you belch or burp you will blow actual FIRE at least 10 meters!!!!
SO BE WARNED!!!! and BE CAREFUL!!!!
and for The Great Godds sake DO NOT PHART!!!!!
ALL be Advised!!!! That GLOURIOUS, GREAT,
STAND-UP GUY!!!!!, The One, The Only, here it comes!!!! TRADER JIM announces his newest and latest DRINK------FIRE COLA-----Made with the finest, hottest, fire PEPPERS in the known Universe, or Galaxy!!!!....if you belch or burp you will blow actual FIRE at least 10 meters!!!!
SO BE WARNED!!!! and BE CAREFUL!!!!
and for The Great Godds sake DO NOT PHART!!!!!
