The Lord of Many Places.
I am now more titled than my PC and Canonized as well with the publication of Greg P. Lee's
T5 Cirque Campaign Book (wherein we find out how I supplement my Land Grant income). I think that is just spiffy. Also useful in case of fortuitous dimensional slips.
So, for my Kickstarter CrImps I got the titles in my sig. Then, since I forgot about the Moot patents, I got a surprise and even more need to travel the Third Imperium. Strephon, um, excuse me, His Imperial Majesty has seen fit to have me running all over the place. Yeeesh. I need a faster boat.
So, my full set looks like this:
:ssb: My Imperial Titles.
Sir Craig A. Glesner of Salla, DaiB 2716 Salla D 310 557-A, PF1.
Sir Craig of Inarli, Corr 2137 Inarli B 677 989-C, by His Majesty's Hand.
Lord Craig Glesner, Baron Donu-Na, Dene 1917 Donu-Na C 650 850-9, PF.
Marquis of the Third Imperium, Dene 2309 Malory C 420 774-7, PF and by His Majesty's Hand.
Craig Glesner, Marquis Phlume, Spin 1611 Phlume C 887 624-8, PF.
Craig Glesner, Viscount Alell, Spin 1706 Alell B 567 89C-A, PF.
Lord Craig Glesner, Count Smoug, Spin 1729 Smoug C 540 78A-9, PF.
So that is all my Titles. I still need to work out the TCs and Extensions for the newest Land Grants, I am gonna need a lot of CrImps to get around, I don't have Mags' ex-Navy perks to pull. Though, now that I think of it I am a Count and if I am on the Imperium or His Majesty's business I might be able to swing some free fuel and LS. Hmmm, now question is how ethical and honorable is it to bum free gas and eats at the SPA's expense? Such things are a Noble's life, questions of taste, ethics and the needs of the Imperium.
Still another thing I noticed is they have a flow sort of. That and they show the travel pattern. I should find on of those Jump Route calculators buried in my bookmarks and figure out longip it would take to do the Grand Tour of my Imperial Land Grants, starting at Salla and ending in Smoug. Yes, I am as my British friends say chuffed that I am Count Smoug, in case you wondered. Already got one nice nerd reaction to that just today. Now as I told Marc I need to learn to breathe fire...and fight dwarves.
Still, it is cool to be a legit, if pretend, Count.
1PF or the Plastic Fantastic patent.
"I used to be just like you, a normal Citizen of the Imperium, but when I whip out my Plastic Fantastic, suddenly people want to know me."
Unnamed Baron at a cocktail party on the Frontier.
I imagine the real deal has a holo of the proper bearer, biometric data, and other useful stuff. Also possibly a couple of Amaze the Natives tricks or gadets built in. Another odd thought I had as I sat and for the first time looked at the stack of them is back room gambling of the old Houses using stacks of patents as the currency, mixed in with some Proxies and Directorships. I mean when you got a spare Barony or two why not, all the movers and shakers are doing it.
Oh and the by His Majesty's Hand means that it was inscribed on paper and signed by Him personally, not that robo-singed "K" for Karun or Bilanindin for ruler, king or so as I recall, but I am rusty on the Old Tongue. And yes, it is true He does sign a lot with the robo-signer, I had this directly from Marc, His Personal Secretary. It seems His Majesty is an extremely busy man and rarely has time devote to hand signing the thousands of patents that come His way in a month. Remember even the lowest Knight has an Imperial patent coming to them, add in all the other ones like the lifetime official posting ones, the confirmation of Lady Soandso's daughter to the title now that Lady Soandso died in that terrible tiger taming accident, and so on. Add in the Imperial Bureaucracy and you can see where His Majesty would spend most or all of His day just signing things, not reigning over fifteen thousand systems. So, yeah, I get all snooty about the hand written note elevating me, I can be a bit of a dick Nob like that. I blame it on being "new money". :devil:
Well, I am up waaaay to early and I have real life things to do, so I will close here.
Laterness,
Sir Craig.
