combat knife

[trader jim]

Trader Jim has just received a super secret shipment of new Imperial Marine Combat Knives....these knives are NOT to be released to Civvies....so much for that,hahahaha.....these knives were developed by Micro - INC. Just turn a small nob on the handle and the blade is "charged" by something in the handle....the atoms on the edge of the blade become very agitated....thus...you are able to cut thru ANYTHING....giving an entirly new meaning to the word "SHARP"....of course if your not careful, you can cut your leg off and not even know it!!!
any way ill sell these to you at 800 credits a pop!!....and it a bargain at that!!!!

 

[Father Fletch]

Beggin' the ca'pn's pardon, but isn't selling Ancient artifacts an Imperial crime? Those 'dere knives sound awful tricky....

 

[trader jim]

Why, father fletch,you can TRUST me "ol" Trader Jim just wouldnt sell anything of a questionable nature!!! these here knives are strictly on the up and up- look sir, heres a fiver for the plate, you can just step along there now, thankyou so much for stopping by,see you later!!!

Whew - that was close!!!!

 

[Father Fletch]

Bless you my son, the Pan-Universal-Church-of-Lofty-Yet-Earthly-Delights (know as PUC-LYED...pronounced "pickle eyed") thanks you for your generous donation. This will go far to help those poor, misguided 17 to 21-year-old orphan girls. (Donations personally administered by myself as a dedicated man of the cloth)

 

[Father Fletch]

Bless you my son, the Pan-Universal-Church-of-Lofty-Yet-Earthly-Delights (know as PUC-LYED...pronounced "pickle eyed") thanks you for your generous donation. This will go far to help those poor, misguided 17 to 21-year-old orphan girls. (Donations personally administered by myself as a dedicated man of the cloth)

 

[justacaveman]

What's this stamped on the blade? Ginsu?!!!

 

[Prometheus]

Lmfao....

lord Rys .. gets the gold star!!!!

 

[Liam Devlin]

"I dunno, crate said Vargr Combat Bayonets.. dropped only once!"--S. McGhee, soldier of fortune, somewhere in the used weapons mart near Vargr border in Deneb sector, circa 1112.

 

[Liam Devlin]

Btw, nice to hear you arrived in one piece Spiff! Enjoy Graf!

 

[JulianXSJ]

There will work great as peanut butter speaders (buys five)

 

[Liam Devlin]

Seeing TJ's dejected face, an feeling bad fer im, offers him a dedicated price of .025 cr per "blade" , no questions asked....whaddya ya say Jim, yer stuck wid 50 cases of em?

 

[trader jim]

If you guys dont stop making fun of my Combat knives...i am gonna give em to the Vorpal Bunnies and have em track you down.....

 

[trader jim]

If you guys dont stop making fun of my Combat knives...i am gonna give em to the Vorpal Bunnies and have em track you down.....

 

[Liam Devlin]

Thats "uplifting to hear", sez the Mr Potato head legionnaires! Where's ours!!!?
Eye! Whars Ours (the mob grows outside the Comabt Knife stand...)??!

 

[trader jim]

alright alright!!!....all you spuds get one free Combat Knife.....there ypu happy???.....now see that little orange sports car with the funny looking helmut painted on it andthat shamrock.....see that guy standing next to it....thats him!!!!....hes the trouble maker!!!....GO GET EM SPUDS!!!!!!

and the great chase of 02 begins......

 

[Liam Devlin]

Uplifted Potatoes, aka SPUD-men, from the small world of Tater, were rported attacking all orange ground cars in the vincinity of the Starport Merchant Booth area, tying traffic up for fourteen T-hours. All were armed with a bayonet chanting "Death to Shamrock" or some such phrase.
Due to the multiple eye facets, Security Police had a hard time sneaking in and coralling the law breakers with riot gear.
Two construction vehicles were used to suppress (mash) the rioting spud men into submission. Countless were killed in what new SETA spokesperson SYR Whinesalot called ,"an Unprovoked
violent response to peaceful protest by sophontry."
Two Bars and a Liquor store were stormed and all Potato product alcohols were smashed by the knife wielding rioters. Visitors to Idaho-Downport are advised a curfew is in effect til the 100-150th "Bushels" as they organized themselves, can be placed back under law and order.
--Reported by Clem N Tater.

 

[trader jim]

all that trouble over some "surplus" Combat Knives.....damn.....didnt make not one credit profit!!!!.....good thing ididnt sell them to the minors on Gully!!!!....Wow ..coulda been Real Trouble!!!.....well boys ..get the rest of this stuff loaded.....well miss the Tide....hahahahahah

 

[Liam Devlin]

Originally posted by trader jim:
all that trouble over some "surplus" Combat Knives.....damn.....didnt make not one credit profit!!!!.....good thing ididnt sell them to the minors on Gully!!!!....Wow ..coulda been Real Trouble!!!.....well boys ..get the rest of this stuff loaded.....well miss the Tide....hahahahahah

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Good Thing ye did nae sell em to minors..they're UNDER aged!

 

[trader jim]

Man... I know i am good now....i just sold 2,000 potato peelers to the uplifted Potatos!!!!....great profit too!!!....gotta run now......

 

[Liam Devlin]

Originally posted by trader jim:
Man... I know i am good now....i just sold 2,000 potato peelers to the uplifted Potatos!!!!....great profit too!!!....gotta run now......

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