RandyT0001
SOC-13
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Because you still have a smelly, dark brown nose from your superior noble's behind from the last time you asked for something.
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Because you think that burning sensation in the middle of your chest means that your race is destined to rule the galaxy when it's really
just acid reflux.
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Because you violently complain, "My father, my grandfather, my great-grandfather, my great-great grandfather, my great-great-great
grandfather, as were their ancestors before them, were proud to be skimmers of sewage scum. No, I will not take a promotion," when offered the position of 'chief' skimmer of sewage scum.
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Because as a prole your brain gets fried anytime you dream about marrying the noble's daughter.
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Because you repeatedly think that your puny, low tech, 24 world confederation can defeat the Third Imperium.
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Because you're terrified of a puny, low tech, 24 world confederation so much that you have to sell TL G trinkets to the Third Imperium just to have a someone else fight for you instead of advancing your own worlds to TL G.
Cross posted from yahoo group: Traveller-culture.