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Greetings Fellow Sophont.
I am Umberto Umbutu, the soul surviving son of the late Joseph Umbutu, who is murdured from a recently failed coup attempt last year.
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or, written before. Introducing myself, I am Master Umberto Umbutu, 19 years of age the only of the son late Mr and Mrs Joseph Umbutu, my father was a Lanthanum and relinx merchant based in Gunn and Mithra (Sword Worlds), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips last year during an attempted coup.
Before the death of my father on in a private hospital here in Mithra, he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of MCr12.5, deposited in security company here in Mithra that he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in depositing the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as expansion of his existing relinx business and real estate management here on how best to transfer this money to outsystem please.
I am humbly seeking your assistance in the following ways :
1) To assist me in providing an account of yours where this fund can quietly be transferred into.
2) To making transfer this fund into your account.
3) To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am still in the university.
4) To making arrangement for me to come over to your Empirium to further my education and to help me secure a residential permit there.
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account outsystem, while 5% will be set aside to offset any expenses we may incur.
Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest possible time if you signify interest to assist me.
Please contact me immediately you receive this message through this email address if you are interested.
Bless you.
Yours sincerely,
Umberto Umbutu
Mithramir, Mithra
Of course, this is a blatant modification of an actual, typical Nigerian Scam email that I've received recently. Only the names and currency were changed. Even then, IYTU this message might actually be legit!
Gorram, I hope the real author of this letter does not come after me for using his "original" material!
Greetings Fellow Sophont.
I am Umberto Umbutu, the soul surviving son of the late Joseph Umbutu, who is murdured from a recently failed coup attempt last year.
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I know this mail may come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or, written before. Introducing myself, I am Master Umberto Umbutu, 19 years of age the only of the son late Mr and Mrs Joseph Umbutu, my father was a Lanthanum and relinx merchant based in Gunn and Mithra (Sword Worlds), he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their business trips last year during an attempted coup.
Before the death of my father on in a private hospital here in Mithra, he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of MCr12.5, deposited in security company here in Mithra that he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in depositing the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as expansion of his existing relinx business and real estate management here on how best to transfer this money to outsystem please.
I am humbly seeking your assistance in the following ways :
1) To assist me in providing an account of yours where this fund can quietly be transferred into.
2) To making transfer this fund into your account.
3) To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am still in the university.
4) To making arrangement for me to come over to your Empirium to further my education and to help me secure a residential permit there.
Moreover, I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account outsystem, while 5% will be set aside to offset any expenses we may incur.
Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within the shortest possible time if you signify interest to assist me.
Please contact me immediately you receive this message through this email address if you are interested.
Bless you.
Yours sincerely,
Umberto Umbutu
Mithramir, Mithra
Of course, this is a blatant modification of an actual, typical Nigerian Scam email that I've received recently. Only the names and currency were changed. Even then, IYTU this message might actually be legit!
Gorram, I hope the real author of this letter does not come after me for using his "original" material!
It's been ages since I got one, ah the joys of smart blocking. In a way I almost miss reading them.
