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What's wrong with this picture?

Blue Ghost

SOC-14 5K
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A cool pic, but there's something wrong with this picture.

p.s. Aramis...many apologies. How do you resize an image again? :D

 
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A cool pic, but there's something wrong with this picture.
There is nothing "right" with that picture but one of the big things is that it's a total shot trap.
Sorry, I am not much of a wargamer, so could y'all elaborate on what's wrong?

By "shot trap", I assume you mean that a projectile firing at the tank has almost no chance of bouncing harmlessly off due to the slope of the armor ... too many nooks and crannies ... is that correct?

I see lots of artistic license being taken compared to real tanks, but what else is 'wrong'?
 
Is it the yellow equine with pink hair and a cupcake in the turret?

Should the sophont prove to be a K'kree subspecies, it is likely that the tank would be far too enclosed for her, assuming the subspecies exhibts the same claustrophobia that the K'kree do.
 
OK, opening the image in a new tab restores it to the big size and makes the details clearer. There is something deep down 'wrong' about a my-little-pony siege tank. :)
 
Turret traverse is limited by those missile pods (?) on the back.


Nothing wrong with the pink pony, its obviously a light horse regiment! :rofl:
 
It doesn't have hydro-pneumatic suspension. As a matter of FACT it exhibits nothing but a pseudo Christie suspension system best used in lighter tanks for speed.

"Skid" steering is the only way that thing MIGHT turn, if it does at all.

Turret, nor chassis, is vertically stabilized. Nor capable of being due to the "Pin" connection to the Tank from the "Track" assemblies.

It is a shot trap. Turret is too tall, as is the whole thing. It can't "squat" to lower profile.

Commander to exposed and better be thin to avoid recoil. No commanders vision apertures. WTF are the vision blocks on the forward track covers?

Two main turret guns have been tried before (WW2 German prototype) but with poor results. Ammo stowage is minimal. To much crap hanging all over it waiting to get shot off.

Gun elevation looks to be too small. Also no recoil mechanism.

If guns are smooth bore, like they should be, the absence of a mussel brake is appropriate. No coaxial anti personnel machine gun.

No heat shield on barrel and no bore evacuater.

Sighting system appears to be absent but who can tell for sure?

Fuel tanks on the rear are NEVER carried into combat and as the Russians found are a week point even after dropped.

To heavy for road or bridge use. Conversely the probable ground pressure due to large tread area appears to yield to low of a ground pressure for good traction.

There's more but why bother? I'm sure I've missed the point you were trying to make but I looked at it from a professional designers point of view.

Interesting pic as far as art goes though.
 
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oh man, I'm tearing up from laughing too hard... I honestly did NOT notice the cupcake ... nor the "Love and Tolerate" stenciled on the barrels.

Oh man. But yes, the bright eyed pink-maned K'Kree subspecies, a.k.a. "My Little Pony", is the correct answer. Give those players a prize.
 
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I'm glad I wasn't dinking anything when I read the responses. I would have spewed all over my keyboard I was laughing so hard.
 
Uh, yeah. Maybe it uses 'My Little Pony' for projectiles ?

Looking at the large pic... are those windows above the tracks on the front of the 'fender' ?

I know how it works !

The enemy units die of Extreme Laughter.
 
I think I'm about all "MLP"d out here. Someone actually made MORE of this stuff?

I think I need to go to bed for a while :)
 
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Alright, two things here; A) please don't hate me too much for posting the following link. It's late, I'm sleep deprived, and I've been through a marathon session of May Day Air Disaster DVDs and Battlefield sessions in between writing binges. B) if you look at the tank's skirt you'll see "No more Gildas" painted in red. I was curious as to who or what a "Gilda" was.

The siege tank was apparently created because of the following incident;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sHlZl9X6aM

Yes. I do need to sleep now.

Please comment. I can take it. Honest.
 
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