It was in the Alias thread, but here ya go:
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I come to bury Strephon, not to praise him.
The evil that Humaniti does lives after it;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Strephon. The noble Dulinor
Hath told you Strephon was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Strephon answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Dulinor and the rest -
For Dulinor is an honourable Human;
So are they all, all honourable Humans -
Come I to speak in Strephon's funeral.
He was my friend, faithful and just to me:
But Dulinor says he was ambitious;
And Dulinor is an honourable man.
He hath brought many captives home to Captial
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in Strephon seem ambitious?
When that the poor have cried, Strephon hath wept:
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Dulinor says he was ambitious;
And Dulinor is an honourable man.
You all did see that on the Iridium Throne
I thrice presented him a kingly crown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?
Yet Dulinor says he was ambitious;
And, sure, he is an honourable Human.
I speak not to disprove what Dulinor spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And Humaniti has lost its reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with Strephon
And I must pause till it come back to me.
<With huge apologies to M. William Shakespeare>
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Here is my reply:
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Grufty,
I bow down to your (M.) Supreme Hiverness. That 'Julius Cesar' bit was hysterical!
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[Glisten] O that we had one ten-thousand of those sophonts on Mora that do no work today!
[Norris] What is he that wishes so? My Cousin Glisten?
No, my fair cousin.
If we are mark'd to die, we are enough to do our Splinter State loss;
And if to live, the fewer sophonts, the greater share of Honor!
By the Buddha of War, I pray you, wish us not one sophont of Mora more......
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