The Splinters Wafer
A moment of orientation for the User is felt, then the personality speaks in Gvegh Vargr dialect.
Thank you for slotting and activating my Wafer, User. Looking at the timestamp exchange between your Wafer Jack and my last saved date, I can see…that it has been 699 years, 30 days, 12 hours and 30 seconds – mark – since my last update. Wow, that is some downtime! Well, no time like the present. A look at the virtual mirror in this space confirms that you are a compatible Vargr User, likely of Gvegh descent. Please nod your head once if you fully understand my words.
Excellent. They still speak Gvegh in the far future. This is both heartening and will cut down on the processing power normally used by the translation sub-routine. As it is not my function to ask about current affairs, I will begin as that is why you have inserted my Wafer in the first place.
Call me Sallghaen. Back in my time, everyone called me ‘Sal’ and was done with it. I was a female Vargr historian brain-scanned and recorded specifically for this Educational-Entertainment Wafer. At any time, you can un-jack my Wafer should you need to pause my session. If I’m kept active long enough, I will update and remember this session and be capable of remembering this timestamped era. Shall we begin? Nod your head once to confirm. Else you are free to un-jack my Wafer.
This Educational-Entertainment Wafer will not only detail my life, pursuit of suitable Library Data and the history of how our people survived both the interstellar computer infection of what we call Virus and the psionic phenomenon from the galactic core commonly called the Empress Wave. Note that those terms are current up to my Wafer’s last activation. Did my Wafer come with its attendant case, text materials and workbook? Nod your head once if the answer is yes.
No? Okay, I’ll have to show you from here. The images are stored on my Wafer and we can peruse them and leave out any workbook lessons and offline exercises. So much for curriculum and application. Ah well. Still ready to begin a session? Nod your head once if you are.
Acknowledged. I, Sallghaen will be your guide through this program and you will decide where to go and what to investigate inside my Wafer. Welcome to my time period as of my last update.