The Imperial Rhapsody

[Murph]

Courtesy of Tanknet:

Imperial Rhapsody - Sung to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
LANDO: This is the good life
This is a fantasy
Working on Bespin
An escape from Reality.
LEIA: Open your eyes
Stand up to these guys and see.
LUKE: I'm just a farmboy, I need some sympathy
Cuz who's my dad, I dunno, Little whine, little moan.
HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really matter, to me

PIETT: Vader just killed a man.
Raised an arm up in the air
Now his life is no longer there.
Vader, we had just begun,
And now I've gone and lost the reb-el scum.
Vader, ooooooo.
Didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not alive again this time tomorrow,
There'll be a new admiral, as if nothing ever happened.

YODA: Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
LUKE: Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and learn the Force.
PIETT: Vader, ooooooooo.
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

LUKE: I see a little silhouetto of a man
Palpatine, Palpatine, can it be the Emperor?
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very hurting me!
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, R2-D2,
R2-D2, Where'd ya go? C-3PO O O O O O OH!
I'm just a farmboy, nobody loves me.
REBELS: He's just a farmboy, with a dead family.
Spare him this life of such mendacity!
HAN: Spice'll come, spice'll go. Jabba let me go.
JABBA: Bo shuda! (NO, we will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: Let me go!
JABBA: Bo shuda! (We will not let you go)
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
HAN: LET ME GO!
JABBA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

C3PO: Oh R2-D2, R2-D2, R2-D2, Come along.
LEIA: C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee,
for MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Stormtroopers start headbanging)

LUKE: So you say you're the dear old dad of mine?
But you cut my hand off and left me to die!
Oh Vader, can't do this to me, Vader.
I know there's some good, I know there's still some good in you.

OBIWAN: May the Force be with you.
Use the Force to see.
May the Force be with you,
May the Force be with you, alwaaaaaaaaaaaaays.

HAN: Anywhere the Force goes, doesn't really mat-ter,
to meeeeeeee
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[Antony]

All I can say here is everyone was amused by the Rhapsody but you really must get some treatment.

 

[soloprobe]

That was funny...Now I'll Try one. For lack of anything better to call it ...I'll call it...Resevior Dogs and Cats.....

Well I don' know why I got on this flight
I got the feelin' somthin' ain't right
'Cause the Vargr that we drank with last night
Are makin'plans in the state-room ,on the right


As-lan to the left of me -Vargr to the right here I am STUCK IN THE MARCHES WITH YOU!

Yeah I'm stuck in the marches with you
an' I don' know what it is I should do.
'bout that Aslan delegation screamin' "Theft!"
makin' noise in the state-room, on the left.

As-lan to the left of me Vargr to the right here Iam STUCK IN THE MARCHES WITH YOU !

You should Nev-er call a Vargr a pirate ,when you trav-el with me!
And don' go tradin' insults, with an Aslan mercenary -ee ee ee
ee ee ee

Well I'm tryin' to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
They just knocked me rigth out of my chair
an' now we're run-in' for our lives down the hall

As-lan to the left of me Vargr to the right here Iam STUCK IN THE MARCHES ,WITH YOU!

 

[Murph]

Funny