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Strangest place to keep a weapon

vegascat

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What is the strangest place you or your PCs have kept weapons?
In the running by George
shotgun in the galley between the sink and the 'frig
or by VC
In a plastic bag in the fresher
There has to be other interesting or hazardous or odd places to put a personal defense item. ;)
 
A laser pistol in a hidden compartment within a robot.

After all, laser pistol electronics are no different than robot electronics.
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My PCs stored a gauss pistol in the centerpiece of their favorite table at their favorite bar at the starport of their homebase. It came in handy -years- later.
 
Originally posted by Rodina:
My PCs stored a gauss pistol in the centerpiece of their favorite table at their favorite bar at the starport of their homebase. It came in handy -years- later.
I have one PC that has a shuriken disguised as a belt buckle. Unless someone is physically searching or the scanner has very good software, the buckle is usually ignored.
 
We had a female PC who, while on planet, always wore a miniskirt with stockings. She kept a holdout pistol strapped to her left inner thigh and clipped to the top of her stocking. A spare ammo clip and knife were strapped to the other thigh.

Also had a merchant PC who had shotguns in special hidden compartments all over his Far Trader. The compartments would only open to his palm print. When trouble broke out, he was always within reach of one of those compartments.
 
A little paranoia can be a good thing, especially if they really are out to get you. :eek:
How many times did he have to use those shotguns?
 
More times than he wanted to. :D

It seems the PC steward, who was in charge of booking passengers, wasn't doing very good security checks on the customers. So there were several hijacking attempts until they got that little problem fixed. They there were some pirate boarding parties, and strange creatures from a backwater planet, and some more pirate boarding parties, and some overzealous planetary government customs inspectors, and then some more pirate boarding parties. . .

That sounds like a lot, but they travelled around primarily on the edge of the Imperium and adjoining frontier space. And we had a wide-open, Old West sort of vibe in that campaign.
 
With that much gun play, I would think they would relocate to a safer area. Buying ammo by the crate instead of the box can get expensive. Then there is the cleaning costs to get the blood out of the flooring. The bounties might cover the cleaning costs and ammo expenses. Did you check to see if the steward was in on the hijacking attemps.

You do demonstrate that sometimes it isn't paranoia if they really are out to get you.
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Laser rifle mounted with a quick release clip to the handle bars of a grav bike so he could shoot while riding and use it while dismounted.

Same character had beer stored in hidden compartments all over the ship (never know when you might get thirsty) and the ship's launch. This scout purchased beer by the ton in half liter packets. As the ship's engineer he knew every access and maintainance panel and every void on the vessel. Made it difficult for stow aways. Behind every panel was packets of beer - no room to hide - no where to move the beer so you could fit inside.
 
Antihijack device. Open panel, Pop beer packets, aim packets in direction of uninvited guests, escape in foaming mess.
 
Originally posted by vegascat:
Antihijack device. Open panel, Pop beer packets, aim packets in direction of uninvited guests, escape in foaming mess.
Or Zero-G mobility device. Take six-pack. Shake it very very very hard. Pop open all cans and point. :eek:

"In Space, it's never Miller time."
Opus, Bloom County
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Only real problem is Who is going to clean up the mess afterwards. Dried beer scum on sensitive computer components.
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There is an old Poul Anderson story, A Spaceship Built For Brew wher the hero escapes on a column of foam, using beer kegs to power his escape.

There was anothet 1950s story were water boiled in a hot water heater was used for propulsion. I thought either would make a good torpedo. Although I would prefer to think of Bud or Coors boiling away to space, rather than a good Danish microbrew.
 
Originally posted by George Boyett:
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Antihijack device. Open panel, Pop beer packets, aim packets in direction of uninvited guests, escape in foaming mess.
Or Zero-G mobility device. Take six-pack. Shake it very very very hard. Pop open all cans and point. :eek:

"In Space, it's never Miller time."
Opus, Bloom County
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</font>[/QUOTE]Waste all that beer!!! Good Gawd, this scout attacked a dude using a VRF Gauss gun with only a blade for just shooting at his drinking buddies. He would declare war over wating his beer for such a flimsy excuse!!!
 
strangest place to keep a little Knuckle Duster in a Roach Coach Winnebago - burryed deep under the pile of Vargr dogs your serving up to these poor "Plant" workers out side of Star Town!!!
another one in the green/yellow nacho cheesey
stuff....there is a problem..when you pick it up ...its slippery like hot snot.... :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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