Player's Guide: Common Starships

[Magnus von Thornwood]

Ah, and now we know why you really hire Gunners.

I see one error, I'm sure you meant four turrets, but I do still like the sound of dour turrets.

I've never considered the emotional life of our weapon systems. Perhaps I have been short-sighted and insensitive.

Yeah, says a card carrying member of the Titanium Faction. Be nicer to our robot servants.

The installation of artificial intelligence in spaceships is bound to create some Marvin the Paranoid Spaceships.

See and you just thought the Gunner was a useless Cr 1000 out of the budget. Cheaper than the Counsellor I say. And also remember all those times you heard the Gunner sweet taking the turret, yeah wasn't just trash talking for the enemy's sake. It keeps the Guns happy. And a happy gun hits!

 

[77topaz]

See and you just thought the Gunner was a useless Cr 1000 out of the budget. Cheaper than the Counsellor I say. And also remember all those times you heard the Gunner sweet taking the turret, yeah wasn't just trash talking for the enemy's sake. It keeps the Guns happy. And a happy gun hits!

Oh, so that's where "Happiness is a Warm Gun" comes from! :rofl:

 

[whulorigan]

I see one error, I'm sure you meant four turrets, but I do still like the sound of dour turrets.

I've never considered the emotional life of our weapon systems. Perhaps I have been short-sighted and insensitive.

Hey, a happy turret makes for a happy battleship . . .