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News Flash!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CAHOKIA IL, 2238Z 30 MAY 2001

Pink Splice (42), of 10 Archview Drive in Cahokia has announced the indefinite cancellation of his plans to invest his lottery winnings in either T^20 or a possible venture to finance a Traveller based computer game.

"The returns just are not there" said Pink. "Especially when you look at investing approximately two million in just writing the software alone, for a potential audience of a few thousand gamers at most. When Traveller started, two decades ago, over a hundred thosand copies of the ruleset were sold. That trailed off to sales in the 5-10 thousand range only a few years later. Now, there are a few hundred participants on various fora who maintain interest, and
Steve Jackson Games is doing well releasing material under license. But even he is only printing five thousand copies at a time, not a large enough audience to justify the investment."

Splice also noted that there are many more competitors in the CRPG market, all better funded and known.

"Most of my trainee engineers, when asked what an RPG is, reply 'Baldur's Gate' or 'Everquest'".

An online version of Traveller already exists, and there have even been fan-based adaptations of programs such as "The Sims". Some software was written for Apple by GDW, and there was an earlier Traveller game for the PC, but both have faded off into the never-never world of pirateware. A company called Tantalus hold the computer rights to many of GDW's old games, but has never published a single title.

"Those guys are squatters. No deals for them" quoth Splice.

Splice also noted that the 2+ million would buy him an aircraft, with a small field and luxury house to boot. "Since flying is better than sex, and we know what relationship sex has to RPG's, well..." said Pink. "No more renting ratty old 172's for me".

As for entering the pen-and-paper RPG arena, Splice had this to say: "You've been smoking crayons again, right?"

Previous lottery plans had included gaming companies, paying off friends and relatives debts, and other geek enterprises.

"I'm now just giong to be taking the bridge across to the Federal Reserve Bank, and putting it all into Treasuries."

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkSplice:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CAHOKIA IL, 2238Z 30 MAY 2001

Pink Splice (42), of 10 Archview Drive in Cahokia has announced the indefinite cancellation of his plans to invest his lottery winnings

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It really is a pity they won't let you spend the money untill you actually win it isn't it.

David Shayne
 
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkSplice:
Always have a plan, MSGT McGuffie said.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

True enough. But then SFC Shortt (1/2" over Army minimum and that a true name!) said to be sure your ducks were in line. Cause plans fail and you better have a legal backup. Never know what else may happen.

William
 
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by William:
True enough. But then SFC Shortt (1/2" over Army minimum and that a true name!) said to be sure your ducks were in line. Cause plans fail and you better have a legal backup. Never know what else may happen.

William
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

All too true.

Sergeant First Class Shortt? Intriguing. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction here.

BTW, I do have a written plan for this sort of eventuality...it can't hurt.

Wally.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkSplice:
All too true.

Sergeant First Class Shortt? Intriguing. Truth is indeed stranger than fiction here.

BTW, I do have a written plan for this sort of eventuality...it can't hurt.

Wally.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My mother had copies of orders from her days in the army signed off by Major M. Major, US Army.

I've met Captain James T. Kirk, US Air Force.

And Captians Letcher, Mr. & Mrs., both US Army vets.

And SFC Long, who was 6'3" or so.


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