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Most Interesting load of Cargo

JulianXSJ

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I remmeber back playing in black book Traveller trying to figure out what all the incidental cargos were. We'd ended up with to pretty strange stuff on more than one occasion.
The oddest one wasa large considgnment of snack foods, party favours, video chips, and....ahem...'aids'. The only thing we could figure out was some one was holding a party somewhere. Anybody else got any ones they wanna share?
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I remember that one Jewels!!

One of my favorited was on this one planet (dont remeber specifics) we picked up a load of liquer, booze etc, for next to nothing (good mods, good merchant, and good roll) we basically were almost paid to haul it off planet. Well it wasn very big so we stuck it in the back of the hold for our own consumtion. We had desided to get rid of some of it. well the resale was unbelievable. Once agian great mods. Two back water systems not to far from each other. We would make almost always buy at 40% and Sell at 400% of base value so 1000% thats kinda hard to turn down.

we got rich on space age moonshine. :D :D

Originally posted by Jewels:
I remmeber back playing in black book Traveller trying to figure out what all the incidental cargos were. We'd ended up with to pretty strange stuff on more than one occasion.
The oddest one wasa large considgnment of snack foods, party favours, video chips, and....ahem...'aids'. The only thing we could figure out was some one was holding a party somewhere. Anybody else got any ones they wanna share?
:rolleyes:
 
Now yer learnin....COFFEE JUICE...BEEP BEEP JUICE and just good ol fashioned HOOCH sells good almost anywhere!!!.....good investment....now i just happened to have a LOT of all three!!!......we could make a deal....i see your ships hold is almost empty......
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I gave the players a load of bucky balls (its a Carbon molecule that looks like a ping pong ball). They are highly non reactive, form a dust that is too heavy to be sucked up by a vaccum cleaner and have virtually no friction.

When the container became ruptured after a space combat, they patched the ship, but there was a sea of this dust accross the floor of the cargo bay - forming a virtually frcitionless surface - laughs and giggles.

Yes I know that buckballs don;t really do this, but it was a huge amount of fun - it took them months before the last of it was removed - till then they learnt to "skate" allong the passageways.
 
Originally posted by The Mink:
I gave the players a load of bucky balls (its a Carbon molecule that looks like a ping pong ball). They are highly non reactive, form a dust that is too heavy to be sucked up by a vaccum cleaner and have virtually no friction.

When the container became ruptured after a space combat, they patched the ship, but there was a sea of this dust accross the floor of the cargo bay - forming a virtually frcitionless surface - laughs and giggles.

Yes I know that buckballs don;t really do this, but it was a huge amount of fun - it took them months before the last of it was removed - till then they learnt to "skate" allong the passageways.
I'm going to have to remeber that one. If I can get my players to haul cargo ever again.
 
Hauling a small (approximately 1 dton container, with lifesupport module attached) for a land developer. Turned out to be several thousand small frogs which he released in a specific area of the destination planet.

The GM stated that the locals (TL-3 or 4, more or less) were exceedingly superstitious and considered frogs to be evil spirits, refusing to live anywhere near where frogs might be found.

Seems the land developer had been restrained from gaining possession of the land the locals had been living on, and was prevented from using force to remove them; they had to leave of their own volition. He had been able to purchase a small plot of land near the desired area, and that's where he released the frogs.

Unfortunately, the locals knew he had done so, knew why, and knew we had been the ones that had actually brought the blasted things, so they really didn't like us. They didn't get violent, they got mean. They reported us to the Imperial Colonization and Planetary Development Service (ICPDS), who had been the ones restricting the developer in the first place, and THEY got bureaucratically violent.

We got banned from every planet in the domain that was under ICPDS supervision for transporting livestock without proper documentation. The form read "Reptile" instead of "Amphibian." (Actually, our Merchant, with both Liaison and Admin of 5 and Bribery of 4 blew all three rolls; all 1's. The GM was laughing his assets off for five minutes after that one.) It took almost ten years gametime before they relented, and that was only because most of the characters had died.

Simon Jester
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Well just to be sick once.

I had a running gag with the 'dead spacer pub' franchise and it's distinctive holographic 'press-here-to-summon-service"

an animated holographic vaccsuited head with a red dot on the face plate.

PRESS CRrrack, Hisss AGGHHHHH!!

As sort of the final throw to put the joke to rest I had one firefight they got involved in occur amongest a crate load of 'electronics supplies'.

One stray shot and it was CRACCRACKCRACK HISSSAGHAHGAHGHAHGHGH!
 
well, it's not really "cargo" at all, unless you could call it a "cargo cult"!!

in one of my games i had the pc's who were medieval techlevel (ADnD), come across a crashed starship, boy were they confused when they came accross this strange crystaline chair, that when you got up from sitting on it it would make the strangest "whoosh grglle grlglle..." sound. after a bit of experimentation they found that it could make nonliving objects disappear!!... they thought it was some alter to the gods that delivered their tribute to them...

it took the PLAYERS not just the characters, about 30 REAL-TIME minutes to figure out what the heck it was, and they were STILL WRONG!!

(it was an Ancients version of a toilet bowl... it only effected nonliving objects, or biological waste products. it was "smart" enough to know the difference...) the sound was a "psychological soothing sound" in their racial memory, kinda like people that work in noisy areas grow accustomed to the sounds, but when they STOP suddenly they get nervous and twitchy... similar effect for them, they "needed" that sound when they were done or they didn't "feel right" afterwards. they also had a sound for doors (remember startrek doors... psst! <g>) as well as some other stuff i forgot about now..
it was great to see the look on their faces when i just couldn't hold in the laughs anymore and told them... out of character of course, <g>...
 
Its my birthday and I read the prefix on the post.."WMost interesting load of.." and then read this one when I got here...I almost woofed my coffee on the keyboard! Serious ROFLMAO!

"A Magic crapper from the gods of the sky..."
:D :eek:
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(Scared the cats!)

Since Its me birthday, stars fer you! (and I needed a good laugh-beats the hell out of the oppsite!)
 
Well, to keep on topic, probably the strangest cargo I subjected my players to was a scientist and his equipment. He was studying the rumors that some sort of creature lived in Jump so he hired the players to take him from one world to another and back. During the flight he had sensors and other devices all over the ship and underfoot. By the time the journey was over my players were thoroughly annoyed, but the thought of something trying to get into the ship (a few of the scientist's false alarms didn't help) really freaked them out ;)

Now as for you Liam
I whipped up a little something, well....because I can ;) Happy Birthday!!

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SHAME SHAME SHAME on you ..you HEATHEN!!!...for doing that to poor "ol" LIAM.....you know he is now an "OLD" man...he cant handle anything like that any more!!!...he will fall down and start frothing at the mouth!!!!.....he will PEE his pants!!....his wife will "SMACK" him....he wil start talking jibberish....we all will have to take him to the hospital again!!!....he will have to use his cane again......his eyes will go crossed!!!....we will have to feed him "baby" foods with a spoon while he is recovering!!!!...
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P.S. GREAT GIFT
 
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