How many X does it take to change a lightbulb?
...Hiver?
None, you end up changing it without realising you have aided its plans.
...Solomani?
Who are you determine change citizen? Come with me...
...Aslan?
I don't know, ask a female.
...K'kree?
None, they don't use lightbulbs and none of you meateaters will need to change it if we wipe you out instead.
And finallly....
...TMLers?
All of them. One to change it, 75% of them to flame him for changing a lightbulb that has served them well for years, and the rest to de-lurk and say that they would never get involved with this type of discussion.
And a 'sorry' to all who read this - it was early!
Shane