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Klingon culture clash (humor)


(Moderator: If there is a better place for this in one of the other forms, please stick it there and tell me... thanks! I just put it here for Referes who like building odd cultures for Scouts to discover.)


Klingon Fairy Tales.


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"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"

"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"

"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"

"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors ... Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"
Goldilocks and the correctly prepared gruel as mandated by the ancients?

The omnivourous carnivore prepares and eats in the three most highly favored honorable fashions animals that appear to be from the porcine family?

Pandora's box?
Originally posted by travalv2:
"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"
Sounds like a Vargr Fairy Tale to me

Or a K'Kree horror novel...
More Vargr Fairy Tales

"Goldilocks Cheats the Three Bears and Attains Charisma for That"

"Snow White and the Seven Geonee Form the Crew of a Corsair and Go Raiding"

"The Three Little Pigs Get Eaten by the Wolf"

"Jack Climbs up the Space Elevator, Steal the Giant's Starship and Becomes a Pirate"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

"Little Red Riding Hood and The Hunter Become the Wolf's Dinner"

"The Wolf Who Ate the Seven Young K'Kree"