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"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"

How would you like your K'Kree, cooked or raw

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Bar-B-Que
Bar-B-Que
Bar-B-Que...
If you insist on eating things that refuse to move (ie veggies), then my solomani friend advises "Memphis Style"...whatever that means...
I do like mine VERY lightly smoked...
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-MADDog
 
Originally posted by MADDog:
Bar-B-Que
Bar-B-Que
Bar-B-Que...
If you insist on eating things that refuse to move (ie veggies), then my solomani friend advises "Memphis Style"...whatever that means...
I do like mine VERY lightly smoked...
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-MADDog
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"Ey! Julio-BBQ K'Kree Order-"lightly smoked" for the MADdog from fayetteville AR!!!"
--one of our Vargr cooks..
 
Originally posted by Jame:
Hey Liam! I think we're starting to run low on K'Kree! I'm off to get some more!
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Would a couple anti-K'Kree missiles work?

They take advantage of the K'Kree problem with tight quarters, including vacc suits. When the missile hits it releases a nerve gas that will knock out the K'Kree. The one disadvantage of the gas, it will kill the weak and feeble. Though that does make it easier to find best quality beef. :D
 
Why, thank you, George! I do expect to be paid for my services, of course (less the charge for the missiles, though I have the Multi Missile Super Launcher mk. IV)...
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If ya take the J-6 couriers from reaver's Deep/ o r wherever ya been salted away these past two months, aye.
(IMOJ Game warden checks TJ's hunting license..)
 
Originally posted by Jame:
Hey Liam! I think we're starting to run low on K'Kree! I'm off to get some more!
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2200 worlds with em on there..can't have even finished one subsector's worth since we started..

Lemme chat with our Hiver Fed. Meat Sauce representatives..M. Dom DeLuis!
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:eek: :D
 
Maybe it's time to develop a more detailed infrastructure in transport. We need to have a network of fast cargo vessels that can leave K'Kree space, filled with K'Kree, for our central warehouse.

We need to "get the trains running on time" for this to work. ;)
 
Well, TJ, you can come along, but DON'T! get out of hand - but by all means, bring your stupendous weaponry, because I have a feeling it'll be needed...
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And Liam, I meant we're running out of K'Kree here in our warehouse, so as George said, we need to get a transport system in place. I think I can put parts of it in place, at least on the borders and among the client states. It'll cost you, of course...
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Originally posted by Jame:
And Liam, I meant we're running out of K'Kree here in our warehouse, so as George said, we need to get a transport system in place. I think I can put parts of it in place, at least on the borders and among the client states. It'll cost you, of course...
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Good start. Now to really get this going we will need the access and authority to use SPA, IN, and Megacorp resources. All of this will of course require the knowledge and approval of some higher ups like Megacorp Execs, SPA officials, IN Admiralty, and the Emperor. :D :eek:
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hmmm...
Maybe we should hire Vorpal Bunny Brigade mercenaries to help in transport security and the round ups.

I heard K'Kree are allergic to Coffee Juice. :D
 
Well, I'm sending a message from among the client states. I've got a few of them to host our transport ships, half of which are enroute back with a breeding stock of K'Kree. I'll return as soon as I've finished negotiations with Naasiirka...
 
Dangnabbiitt!

Liam Devlin said:
As of 003-2003...

Due to a lack of interest, the following items will be dropped from the menu (the Public has spoken! with their Forks n Knives!) as of today...

#1-K'kree -on-a Shingle (mashed taters, gravy, & ground K'Kree) 0% (0)

#2-Surf N Turf-(Lobster & K'Kree) (any style), plus all fixins! 0% (0)

#3-Smoked hams of K'Kree (with real hickory chips!) 0% (0)

#4-Soup d'Jour K'Kree 0% (0)

#5-K'Kree Chowder 0% (0)

Thank you for your patronage,
"Count of Solee", Liam Devlin, heretical restraunteur, during the reign of Cleon III (The Mad).
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What I just got this X-Boat message in my box, what is this? All those dishes sound scrumptious...ah, well perhaps next Holiday.

Only on page 12 or so, and am looking forward to seeing the new additions to the Menu and Guest List.
 
Magnus, you're dredging up threads 5 years old, and older. Yours is the first post on this thread since 2003....
 
aramis said:
Magnus, you're dredging up threads 5 years old, and older. Yours is the first post on this thread since 2003....
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So :)

Let him have his fun, there's some good stuff in the archives worth resurrecting for interest or a laugh. Some I've probably even missed. He's digging and I like that. It's good to see they survived. And it beats having the same topic rehashed anew from page one because it's new to someone ;)

All in my ever so humble or not opinion of course :D
 
I knew a guy who liked vilani beer with his k'kree burgers as one helped kill the taste of the other....
 
I prefer to consume my sophonts well cooked, too many potential nasty bugs squirling around in the muscle tissue... ;)
 
For the US celebrations this weekend, I think K'Kree burgers and spiced K'Kree beef sausages would be in order.

I prefer mine topped with cheddar, onion, lettuce, tomato and pickles.

Goes well with a nice Bass Ale.
 
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