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trader jim

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i found gizzy and her brood on Gizzy IV when i had to set down for an emergency....took them home with me....they now live at the Anchor and Planet.....they all work for me.....there not just pets....very minor drawback...thay LOVE heat....so i made a 2 foot - five in deep sand box and put in the oven set at 350 degrees on BAKE!! they look so cute sleeping buryed up to their snouts covered in baking sand!!!! wait till you hear what there job is ---more later.
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Originally posted by trader jim:
i found gizzy and her brood on Gizzy IV when i had to set down for an emergency....took them home with me....they now live at the Anchor and Planet.....they all work for me.....there not just pets....very minor drawback...thay LOVE heat....so i made a 2 foot - five in deep sand box and put in the oven set at 350 degrees on BAKE!! they look so cute sleeping buryed up to their snouts covered in baking sand!!!! wait till you hear what there job is ---more later.
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wait till you get the power bill !!! may not look so cute then, but, they can earn their keep.....

 
....see that funny, strange little scribble written on the oven....GIZZY wrote that....its a GIZZY WARRIOR WARNING!!!...belive me you better read and heed!!.....it says (i think)....HU-MAN,
WO-MAN....DO NOT TOUCH TEMP CONTROL!!!!.....the last guy who turned off the oven.....OOOO WELLLL!!!
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thats right GIZZY if you help us AND you get other beasts to help us by becoming agents in this war...you and the other beasts, may be uplifted from beast to Minor Races....the Hawk and Eagle folks are already under consideration!!!
heres a list of ports we want watched....
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Large fast moving skinny orange creature races in, Stops, unplugs oven, gives raspberry (thrpppt!), sez "Beep-Beep!" and races off... to warn Hawks and other uplifts of this denizen of the Two-Legs!
 
come on all you Gizzys, we are leaving this board and going down to random static...where you all will be taking up your Military Training!!!.....
we will get that mean ol liam sooner or layer...and that little orange flash thingy.... :rolleyes:
 
Gizzy - get your whole family togather - board the King Richard, plug in the ovens, and settle down - we are heading to Gully IV - Yeah its HOT -
heading for the Mines in the Desert...
 
GIZZY.....i know you and you whole family are very hungry for fresh meat....see that guy over there by that Orange grav car with the Shamrock painted on the side....well hes yours!!!!......
Hey didnt we do this once before???...HHhhhmmmmmnn...
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Consider the options of Bioweaps Division: JTAS #4, pp 28-31, "Reticulan parasite".

Any Gizzy found on Saurus will see as an immediate "egg-laying opportunity" by some unscrupulous Shadow Corps from Foreven.
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Now importation of this creature, in any form (especailly a "queen") is punishabale by the highest laws available. :eek:

Be careful what you wish for TJ...You may get it.
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Thats Ok gizzy, you never mind that mean old man, weel get him, sooner or later!!!!...but just for security reasons....throw away that gold badge your family kept as a suvinear from the missing Coustoms Agent....Yeah...i know he was fat... :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
Thats Ok gizzy, you never mind that mean old man, weel get him, sooner or later!!!!...but just for security reasons....throw away that gold badge your family kept as a suvinear from the missing Coustoms Agent....Yeah...i know he was fat... :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Who are YOU :mad: callin' "OLD?" ,(in the Han Solo tradition of ignoring the rest as a given)!
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Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
Any Gizzy found on Saurus will see as an immediate "egg-laying opportunity" by some unscrupulous Shadow Corps from Foreven.
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Funny that you mention that...
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Originally posted by trader jim:
Quick - back to the ship Gizzy!!!!.....we are outta here!!!!......
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here we go again..."Cry havoc, and let slip The dawgs of War!"
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War.....not this time....customs problems!!!!....
Honest Officer I thinks you will find that Gold colored Badge from that poor missing customs office in Liems grave car....description...orange with a green shamrock......
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Originally posted by trader jim:
War.....not this time....customs problems!!!!....
Honest Officer I thinks you will find that Gold colored Badge from that poor missing customs office in Liems grave car....description...orange with a green shamrock......
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Officer Mulcahey looks at TJ, at Gizzy, shakes his head..."Not today bub. Be glad we're only looking for snipers today.." he gestures a "getouttaheah" thumb at you...
 
well darn Gizzy.....how we gonna plant this gold costums badge on em????!!!!!!.......here give me that....i gotta an idee!!!... :eek: :eek:
 
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