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Quote of the Day

In other words...

"If you can't think of anything good to say about the Zhodani, don't think about them at all."
 
"So let me get this straight: The Zhodani are ragheaded hippies using mind control instead of LSD....
"And doggies with guns...
"Samurai Lions with main battle tanks...
"Dude, When do I get to play!"

-Sean, upon hearing about the various races
 
"General Zodd casts a Telepathy spell." -- Joseph, recovering fantasy RPG addict.

"I'll sleep next to the reactor, where it's nice and warm." -- Kristine, getting ready to roll up another character.

"Hairy spider people manipulating events to their own advantage... hmph... who invited my in-laws into the game?" -- Yours Truly.
 
GM: You walk from the pouring rain into "The Crater". The smell of what can only be described as wet fur assaults your nostrils, amid growls, yaps and gravelly voices. You see a half-dozen Vargr, clustered in a small group around a table, across the room.

Player: The Dog people, right?

GM: Exactly.

Player: Well, I go up to them, and ask them if they know where we can find.. no wait!

GM: What?

Player: I get down on my hands and knees, and crawl across the room, and let them sniff my butt.

(The game was thus called for a 10 minute break, due to out of control laughter by the entire group.)
 
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