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IYTU: "How many does it take?"
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May 4th, 2005, 09:23 PM
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IYTU: How many Avatars, Aslan, Barbarians, Citizens, Clerics, Clones, Corsairs, Cyborgs, Darrians, Droyne, Hivers, Imperials, K'kree, Mages, Marines, Mercenaries, Merchants, Navy Personel, Netrunners, Paladins, Psionicists, Rangers, Rebels, Robots, Rogues, Scouts, Slavers, Smugglers, Soldiers, Solomani, Troubleshooters, Undead, Vargr, Vegans, Vilani, Warriors, Zhodani or whatever does it take to change a broken illumination module?
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May 4th, 2005, 09:29 PM
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May 4th, 2005, 09:42 PM
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Oh, crud.
Well then. There simply are not enough 'Light Bulb' jokes, so let's try to re-start the thread with original material! Q: How many Navy Personel does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They just wait until the ship changes heading or rotates far enough for light to come through the nearest porthole.
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"Keklas! What is your payoff in playing the role of Referee?" "To challenge my friends, to see them playing before me, and to hear the lamentations of their characters."
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May 4th, 2005, 09:43 PM
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So, lame and spontaneous as it is I'll play along ...
How many Barbarians does it take to change a lightbulb? <Barbarian, failing his Technophobia check> "AHHHH! Magic demon light!" <draws sword and attacks lamp>
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May 4th, 2005, 09:47 PM
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Q: How many fans of 'Lord of the Rings' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Take it away! The light... it HURTS us! TAKE IT AWAYYYYY!!! Yes, precious, those nasty hobbitses are tricksie with their lights. We must kills them... kills them all...
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"Keklas! What is your payoff in playing the role of Referee?" "To challenge my friends, to see them playing before me, and to hear the lamentations of their characters."
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#6
May 4th, 2005, 11:19 PM
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How many Arses does it take to change a light bulb?
Fourteen. Two to crew one of the Original Twelve ships to try to trade for the light bulb, four more to rescue them, five to mount a smash-and-grab to get at the cache of TL-15 light bulbs underneath some TEDs palace, one Centrist to complain about how much more efficient this would all be under a feudal technocracy, one Federalist to call him a TED wannabe, one Schialli to get fed up and change the lightbulb, and one brooding philosopher to stare at the lightbulb and Hope It Was Worth It to bring a little light back into the Wilds. (Apologies to those who haven't read Path of Tears and are currently staring at their monitors with a puzzled expression.)
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May 5th, 2005, 12:08 PM
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Quote:
One to change it and two to guard his back (Semper Fidelis) [img]graemlins/file_23.gif[/img]
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