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Old July 4th, 2007, 10:15 AM
Andrew Boulton Andrew Boulton is offline
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Default Step aside, Jack Bauer...

...there's a new hero in town:

http://www.johnsmeaton.com/

Quote:
‘Twas doon by the inch o’ Abbots
Oor Johnny walked one day
When he saw a sicht that troubled him
Far more than he could say
A fanatic muslim bastard
Wiz doin’ what he’d planned
And intae Glesca’s departure hall
A Cherokee he’d rammed
A big Glaswegian polis
Came forward tae assist
He thocht a wummin driver
Or at least someone half-pissed
But tae his shock nae drunken Jock
Emerged tae grasp his hand
But a flamin’ Arab loony
Frae Al Qaeda’s band
The mad Islamist nut-case
Had set hisself oan fire
An’ swung oot at the polis
GBH his one desire
Noo that’s no richt oor Johnny cried
An’ sallied tae the fray
A left hook an’ a heid butt
Required to save the day
Noo listen up Bin Laden
Yir sorts nae wantit here
For imported English radicals
Us Scoatsmen huv nae fear
Oor hame grown Glesca Asians
Will hae nae bloody truck
So tak’ yer worldwide Jihad
And get yersel’ tae f***
God, I love this country

(And bizarrely, I actually went to John Smeaton High School!)
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