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Old January 13th, 2019, 09:06 AM
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I'm an attorney. Sooooo laaaaaazy.)
Best Traveller lawyer joke from my Taglines page:

Glenn Grant reports on this query sent to himself and Roderick Darroch Elliot:

Ross Coburn: "Either of you have my Referee's Companion? It's the same size/shape as the three MT core books, similar bad cover art, shows a guy on a scout in the water about to get et. I've been tearing up the apartment looking for it. . . ."

Darroch: "Sorry. I had to borrow it to use as an exhibit. I'm trying to use it to prove the existence of psionics so I can get my client off on a defense of pre-emptive self-defense."

Glenn's eye-rolling comment on this exchange: "Lord help us all."
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