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trader jim June 30th, 2002 04:48 AM

sniff, sniff - hey guys - do you smell a vargr
in here somewhere ?? i swear ones been in here,
very faint oder. maybe we need to have the place fumigated?? [img]smile.gif[/img] :D ;)

RabidVargr July 5th, 2002 03:36 PM

Only thing I can smell in here is human. Why don't you roll in something at least once a week? Geez, I thought I'd be used to that smell by now, but then comes another human who smells worse...


trader jim July 6th, 2002 04:55 AM

you say i have B?O? you say i stink?? I should roll in what?? thats twice you insulted me, doggy breath!!! i bet you havent had a bath in 3 years!!! but lets be nice about this - i will forget the insult - you just have to get down on your belly and crawl to me begging forgivness!!!
then i might hire you on as my engine room wiper!!! of course that might be to much for a vargr dog to handle!!! :rolleyes: :eek: [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] ;) :D

Blue Ghost July 6th, 2002 04:58 AM

A bath?! Today ain't Saturday! Oh wait ... it was Saturday.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

trader jim July 6th, 2002 05:11 AM

vargr - my friend - heres some free advice - water is great stuff!! you can do all kinds of things with it!!! BUT WATER IS NOT ONLY FOR DRINKING!! you can take a bath in it - and you just might need one!!! geez - you could even scrubb out that tin can of yours which you call a ship!! :D ;) [img]smile.gif[/img]

RabidVargr July 8th, 2002 01:08 AM


Originally posted by trader jim:
It's not?


Nurd_boy July 8th, 2002 01:37 AM

now trader jim...
a little powder and a couple of drops behind the neck with advantage and that should clear up the vargr problem....

but don't forget to spay or neuter, the local shelter's offer the service at a low cost.

<Evil Grin>

Nurd_boy July 8th, 2002 01:40 AM


Originally posted by Blue Ghost:
A bath?! Today ain't Saturday! Oh wait ... it was Saturday.... [img]smile.gif[/img]
does crossing a river on local animal transport at that last planet fall count?...I believe that was on .....<sniff, sniff>....245-1102 in the after noon (local time)....

RabidVargr July 8th, 2002 03:17 AM

And you pinkies thought "Who crapped in your corn flakes" was hypothetical...

trader jim July 8th, 2002 11:36 AM

HEY HEY HEY - you can leave the corn flakes thing
outta this!!!! thats a whole different issue!!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] ;) :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] :cool: :rolleyes:

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